Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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