they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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