my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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