Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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