haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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