So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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