Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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