I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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