that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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