True but thats because hes a fetus.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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