david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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