spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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