just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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