She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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