STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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