It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
