Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
