I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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