Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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