you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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