Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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