he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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