please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My breasts were aching with rage.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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