school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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