found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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