I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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