god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
