you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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