a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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