I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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