..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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