omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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