everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i drank out of a bidet.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I am naked and annoyed.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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