margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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