and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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