I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
babies were throwing up all over the place
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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