Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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