they need to just BURY HIM!
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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