i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Watching her eat just hurts me
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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