Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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