Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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