dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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