how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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