talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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