i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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