Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
this beer tastes like vomit already
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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