I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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