so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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