let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
is it fun? or sober?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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