You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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