At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
