I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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