I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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