whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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