Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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