before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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