My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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