Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
