No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
